Uhh...hahaha I don't know how this happened, but apparently the picture has been uploaded numerous times.
Ok, so here's the scoop on the life and times of Janelle as of today...On Friday, after I purchased the new black dress, I decided I should have a celebratory drink. I called up one of my co-workers and went over to her house and we got into the vodka...I am not allowed to drink vodka. After 2 slightly strongish drinks, I was toasted. I should have called it a night and gone home...but did I? Of course not!! I allowed myself to be dragged to the shitty Corrall where I drank more vodka, and then threw some tequila into the mix. I almost got in a fight with some chick in the bathroom, and then avoided the bathroom for the rest of the evening.
All was going alright (except for me throwing some strip aerobics moves into my dancing), until I spotted the serious hottie smiling at me from the bar. I staggered over and I'm sure we talked about stuff...what we discussed I couldn't say. After a few more (unnecassary) drinks, Mr.McHottie said he'd give us a ride home because he'd only had a few beers. We dropped the other girl off, and then proceeded to the nearest store to buy chocolate and Gatorade. After a romantic snack time, I said it was time for me to go inside and watch Grey's Anatomy (because I'm addicted to it) and he said he wanted to come too. I told him he could, but no funny stuff...unless the funny stuff was jokes. We ended up watching some Will Ferrell and cuddling and sleeping in...then, when it was time for him to get up and go to work (and time for me to work on curing my killer hangover) he did the unthinkable...he asked for my number. And I, having a lapse in judgement, gave him the REAL one. Well boys and girls, guess what happened...the fucker didn't call. See, I wouldn't care, except for the fact that he ASKED for it...so why ask for a number if you aren't going to dial it with your phone? And why is it that it's always the guys you DON'T want calling you who call?
So now I'm left feeling stupid, especially since I know better (Hello...they don't call me little miss Jaded for nothing) and wishing that I didn't care. It's just that he's 34...and you'd think by 34 he'd be over the games bit...oh shit...maybe he's married? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. There are no Albertans over the age of 25 who aren't married. Unless they are divorced.
Oh shit...what have I done?
*but seriously, why didn't he call?*
4 comments:
I was just reading in Glamour all the "real reasons" why a guys doesn't call. When my hangover subsides so I can read clearly again, I will let you know.
In the meantime, I would give it a few more days. No one really calls right away. Oh and he might be married.
PS by the way. Your EFFIN Beta Blogger won't let me sign in!
Tell me about it...I haven't been able to do any new blogs...because Beta hates me
ARE YOU ALIVE???
I realize now that on my computer I can comment on Beta but not on Ross's. Maybe because he has the IE?
The moral here is...don't get anything new or beta.
I haven't switched to Beta yet. I dont intend to. But I know blogger is going to trick me into doing it at some point, so I'm really just delaying the inevitable.
PS: The flashy pictures scare me.
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